Findin' A Good Man

Here's to findin' a good man!

We've got a bucket of Corona

Enough stories to last all night

About the trials and tribulations of findin' Mr. Right

Of findin' a good man

Here's to the liars and the cheaters

And the cold mistreaters

To the mama's boys who can't make a stand

Here's to the superficial players

The 'I Love You' too soon sayers

If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man

Blind dates and horror stories

Pushy guys and fast movers

Let's dedicate this girls' night out

To big talkers, bad losers

It's so hard findin' a good man

Here's to the liars and the cheaters

And the cold mistreaters

To the mama's boys who can't make a stand

Here's to the superficial players

The 'I Love You' too soon sayers

If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

Let's have a toast, here's to findin' a good man

Julie, I know you want perfection

Angie, you want a listener

Lisa, your list is gettin' long

And girls, you know me, I just want a good kisser

Here's to the liars and the cheaters

And the cold mistreaters

To the mama's boys who can't make a stand

Here's to the superficial players

The 'I Love You' too soon sayers

If you hear me, girls, raise your hand

Let's have a toast, let's have a toast

Here's to findin' a good man

Here's to findin' a good man

Here's to findin' a good man