Amy Rosen was the first girl that I ever had a crush on
we were four and she lived next door to me
and apparently I gave her a kiss and she gave me dog biscuit
and I ate it cause I liked her
She used to throw mud at me, but then we nailed a board to a tree
that was halfway on each of property
and said this was our treehouse and we lived in our treehouse
until she went to school and was too cool for me
Well I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the
Shannon Wright was the first girl that I ever had a crush on in kindergarten
she was blonde and went to the Walter C Black school in Hightstown, USA
and I remember on Valentine's Day I gave her and envelope full of fun things
like candy and rings, candy and rings
and she gave me her phone number, but there were only five numbers
Well I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the
Anne Sheila Marcelino was the first girl that I ever had a crush on in grade school
She was Filipino and beautiful, I gave her piggyback rides when she worked the ASP
but she dumped me, she dumped me on Valentine's Day,
but I still gave her the chocolates that I got her
But I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the
Kareen Bar-Akiva was the first girl that I ever had a crush on in High School
She was cool and we dated for a little while, but I was a dork with braces and bad skin and hair
so then she dumped me, she dumped me on Valentine's Day, but she's still cool and she's still my friend
Well I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the
Julia Cimbalo was the first girl that I ever had a crush on in college
she was fun and I thought I'd marry her
we met the first week of our freshman year and three years later she broke my heart
and then started kissing other boys
Well I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl for me
yeah I guess she wasn't the girl.
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Lyrics submitted by Andrew.