Cruising on craigslist, looking for a new fix, when I saw this add
All dressed in black, new rubber on the back, never been treated bad
An old two stroker, lifetime smoker, weighs four hundred pounds
How could I resist, a chance like this, I had to check it out
Oh no baby, you had me on the first kick
Oh no baby, you had me on the first kick
Two wheels drive me crazy, four just make me sick
Oh no baby, you had me on the first kick
It happens so fast, I paid in cash, that night I brought her home
When my wife found out, she kicked me out, and now I'm living alone
She's still mad, but it's no so bad, cause riding's been a blast
And I know someday, it'll be okay, we were built to last
Oh no baby, you had me on the first kick...
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Lyrics submitted by Rod Beaudry.