Outside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
Soon they'll reach the day-care center
Soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
Thanks for the cookies mom sent yaFirst rule is, there is no first
First rule is, there is no first
First rule is, there is no first ruleNo first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No firstThey give us no reason, to fire the gun
They think we're in season, men think it's fun
But I thought God said, not to kill anyoneI think you're living a lie
I think you're living a lie
'Cause people die all the time
And they don't seem to mind
I think you're living a lieOutside bombs explode
I am sitting on the commode
Soon they'll reach the day-care center
Soon they'll bag the smashed placenta
Thanks for the cookies mom sent yaFirst rule is, there is no first
First rule is, there is no first
First rule is, there is no first ruleNo first rule
No first rule
No first rule
No first ruleI say, no first rule
I say, no first rule
I say, no first rule
I say, no first rule
I say