Fish

Fish

Maybe I should be glad

To be cowboy hat clad

And succumb to a fad

Of sipping Aperol sours

Then maybe I could marry,

An incestuous hick

And pose with his pseudo asthmatic Poodle

in Hello magazine

I could instead have a go

On a prime time game show,

Win a trip on a cruise ship

Plus a kettle

made in Korea

Or even I suppose,

Find a family of Eskimos,

Who'd adopt me

And teach me to fish

Perhaps quite simply acquire

A higher purchased Honda, plus a best mate called Ronda,

And drive off the end of a cliff.

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