You say that everybody takes
And you just take it faster
To play with other people's coin
You really seem to masterWill you tell me if you can
How you cut out the middleman?
I pay dues and I pay debt
You just always seem to getThat five finger discount
You just can't do without
That five finger discountYou prey on every legal flaw
That you can find some gain in
The way you sodomize the law
Is really quite amazingBut no one cares, no one feels
Until it is from him you steal
Seems like people of your ilk
Always find a way to milkThat five finger discountGot the blue collar
Got the white collar
Got the green dollar
Color in their eyesSome are day-callers
Some are night crawlers
Some are stone wallers
That hide behind a lieSome are still hitting books
Some are hitting banks
They're hitting below the belt
Some are doctoring booksSome are doctoring crooks
Got their larcenous hooks
Where the pain can be felt
Got their hands in my pocketGot their gun up my nose
Where it ends no one knows
For the scales of JusticeAppear to have rusted
They're not to be trusted
They're busted for goodYou know that you have truly earned
A moving violation
For all the suckers you have burned
You'll feel some dislocationYou had your gall, had your nerve
What you got coming you deserve
Before you leave the human race
I'm gonna offer to you faceMy five finger discount