Five Little Rooms

This is a place that takes place in a freezer

Count your blessings, It's far removed

from your group of peers

from your circleFive little rooms, one for each of my husbands

One for each of my bride-grooms

and their prostitutes

and their childrenTake a breath of the scenery, all this

someday could be yours

Cross your heart, click your heels and get the

hell awayAll this could be yours, someday

All this could be yours, someday

All this could be yours, someday

All this could be yoursHold on a pole right next to a McDonalds

in a suburban shopping mall

at half mast again

between shootingsAll this could be yours, someday (x8)