What’s the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?
Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped
Weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes
Well - he always ends up sort of smelly.
But you’ll never meet a fellow who’s as
Sensitive and sweet!
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
So he’s got a few flaws.
Like his peculiar brain, dear
His thing with the reindeer.
That’s a little outside of nature’s laws!
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
but this we’re certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper
Up with a little bit of love!
Can we please just
Stop talking about this?
We’ve got a real, actual problem here.
I’ll say! So tell me, dear
Is it the way that he runs scared?
Or that he’s socially impaired?
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods — what?!
Are you holding back your
Fondness due to his unmanly blondness?
Or the way he covers
Up that he’s the honest goods?
He’s just a bit of a fixer-upper,
He’s got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation
Of his desperation for human hugs
So he’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
But we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper
Is to fix him up with you!
Enough! She is engaged
To someone else, okay?!
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
That’s a minor thing.
Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement.
And by the way I don’t see no ring!
So she’s a bit of a fixer-upper,
Her brain’s a bit betwixt.
Get the fianc