When I was
A little baby
A mamma's boy
No one could save me
From those kids at schoolThey would bully
They would tease
They would taunt me
Haunt meYou're such a pretty boy
You're such a pretty boy
You're such a pretty boy
You're such a pretty boyFear
I grew up so scared
The bible belt
Redneck lifestyle
One day I'll fly freeIn the airplane
Where's my seat?
Where's my champagne?
ChampagneI'm such a pretty boy
I'm such a pretty boy
I'm such a pretty boy
I'm such a pretty boyHeaven knows the lengths I go to please them every day
And they don't even notice when I'm
DownSuch a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boySuch a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boy
Such a pretty boyHotels were closed
And the airport was clean
He was stranded alone
In his southwest dreamHotels were closed
And the airport was clean
I was stranded alone
In my southwest dream