Floyd the Barber

Bell on door clanks come on in

Floyd observes my hairy chin

Sit down chair don't be afraid

Steamed hot towel on my faceI was shaved

I was shaved

I was shavedBarney ties me to the chair

I can't see I'm really scared

Floyd breathes hard I hear a zip

Pee-pee pressed against my lipsI was shamed

I was shamed

I was shamedI sense others in the room

Opey, Aunt Bea, I presume

They take turns and cut me up

I die smothered in Andy's buttI was shaved

I was shaved

I was shaved