Fool With Words

I know a girl with skin as white as pearl

I kinda called her burly, why I did I do not know

And you can tell she didn't take it well

She hit me with a welly, in between the down-bellowsWell I'm just a fool with words

Fool enough to burst

I'm just a fool with words

And always pick the worstOut on the down, feelin' out and down

I paddled in a fountain and got talking to a duck

And with a quack he told me what he lacked

He needed cash for crackers, but I didn't give a buckChorusDown at the fair I pulled a gypsy's hair

He came from Tipperary and was looking debonair

I took a trip giving him the slip

Started off quite tipsy, ended looking worse for wearChorus