I would hire the A-team
And I'd crash the General Lee
I'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise
And I'd roller blade with Corey Feldman for youI'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for youI'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu
I'd dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose
I'd catch Pac-Man fever too
I'd lose a case on The People's Court for youI'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for youAnd I'd bid too high on The Price Is Right
And I'd sweat to the oldies all night
I'd be depressed like Morrissey
And slayed by Buffy every week
I would do anything for youI would fight the Karate Kid
And I would get arrested on CHiPs
And I'd get a Michael Bolton tattoo
And I'd change my name to Kenny G for youI'd do anything for you
Just about anything for you
I'd do anything for you, for you