Fork Talking Man

(john fiddler)First met you you were lonely, pushin' your smile in my face

Now I know that you're phoney, you're the human race's disgrace

You're a fork talking man

You're a fork talking man

You're a fork talking man, fork talking manYou laid down on the floor just to cheat me for a while

Before I could even count to four the visions of you ran wild

You're a fork talking man

You're a fork talking man

You're a fork talking man, fork talking manPeople I'm telling you there's a conspiracy

The witness to that is the sadness that you see

I'm looking at you. are you looking at me? are ya?

Ain't no-one can make you what you're not

If there's a chance to run they'll give a shot

I look pretty cold but I'm really hot. hotcha!