Forty

Well, I guess I'm freaking forty,

I can't say that I am thrilled

I never dated or known a writer,

I'll probably never will.

Well I guess I'm freaking forty,

Oh, but I'm better of them some,

Well I might be freaking forty,

But you're freaking forty-one.

Well I guess I'm freaking forty,

Now all the kids call me old man,

I... and a freaky....exam.

I guess I'm freaking forty,

But I'm better off than you!

Well I might be freaking forty,

But you're freaking forty-two.

Oh right!

Well, I guess I'm freaking forty,

Well I'm a Peter at Peter Pan,

And sometimes I feel foolish,

I make my living singing in this band.

I guess I'm freaky forty,

Well that's what my momma said,

But Bruce Springsteen is freaky sixty-two

And the Stones are almost dead.

Well, I guess I'm freaking forty,

I can't say that I am thrilled.

I still have a ... cowboy,

I don't need the little blue bills.

I guess I'm freaking forty,

Forty ain't nothing to me,

Well I might be freaky forty,

Hell I'm lying, I'm forty-three!