"Damn that television, what a bad picture
Don't get upset, it's not a major disaster
There's nothing on tonight," he said
"I don't know what's the matter
Nothing's ever on", She said
"So I don't know why you bother"We've heard this little scene
We've heard it many times
People fighting over little things
And wasting precious timeThey might be better off I think
The way it seems to me
Making up their own shows
Which might be better than TVJudy's in the bedroom
Inventing situations
Bob is on the street today
Scouting up locationsThey've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped saved their relationship
And made it work againTheir show gets real high ratings
They think they have a hit
There might even be a spin off
But they're not sure 'bout thatThey ever watch TV again
It'd be too soon for them
Bob never yells about the picture now
He's having too much funJudy's in the bedroom
Inventing situations
Bob is on the street today
He's scouting up locationsThey've enlisted all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save their relationship
And made it work againSo think about this little scene
Apply it to your life
If your work isn't what you love
Then something isn't rightJust look at Bob and Judy
They're happy as can be
Inventing situations
Putting them on TVJudy's in the bedroom
Inventing situations
Bob is on the street today
He's having a vacationThey've enlisting all their family
They've enlisted all their friends
It helped save the relationship
And made it work again