Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet
Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocketBatter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker
Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatterIf I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloMarinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten
Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude pistonPressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle
Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steepleIf I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I Brazilian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bushFoxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie KiloPut the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto
Songwriters
FRANKS, JAMES M. / HENNEGAN, JARED VICTORPublished by
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group