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Frank Sinatra vs. Freddie Mercury

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

FRANK SINATRA

VERSUS

FREDDIE MERCURY!

BEGIN!Frank Sinatra: Whoa!

What's wrong with your face baby?

Yikes.

With those teeth when you're through

there'll be no dust left to bite.

Christ.

Newsflash, kid

This is show business!

Show some class when you dress,

shave that bush off your lips!

Boom.

Your band's named Queen, huh?

Ain't that sweet.

You dance like you rode

a bicycle race with no seat.

That's whats wrong with you people

you'll do anything to get famous.

You changed your name to Mercury.

You should've been Freddie Uranus.Freddie Mercury: You think I haven't

heard those things before?

You're just a bully

who's too scared to go to war.

You had a hit song called My Way,

but someone else wrote it.

You're the least talented rat

in your whole pack of rodents!

You've got four notes in your whole range.

You can't act and you can't dance!

I'm more powerful than you

when I'm wearing women's pants!

Why do you stand there in a suit?

It's like you're trying to bore me.

When I rock the U.K.,

South America gets horny.

Because my songs have balls!

They're the anthems of victory!

Your music is like

the soundtrack to a vasectomy!

You're in the pocket of the mafia

and everybody knows

Guinea Dago!Frank Sinatra: Guinea Dago?Freddie Mercury: Guinea Dago FigaroFrank Sinatra: Easy jaws of life

I can't stand a racist.

I love the coloreds and the queers!

Just ask Sammy Davis!

Look we all wanna swing baby

but you took it too far.

You played butthole roulette,

and you lost the draw!Freddie Mercury: I took one for both teams

from a disease no-one knew existed.

I didn't leave a mark on history,

I french-kissed it.

I'm a champion of the world! (AH!)

Extinguished in his prime! (AH!)

So kiss my ass Frankie! (AH!)

But you'll have to wait in line.WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

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EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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