How would you like to go bobbing
For apples the shape of fish?
Throw a coin into the well
Close your eyes and make a wish?How would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'emHow would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'emOh, hey there Mama Nature
Why do you keep on shooting us that look?
No we did not take it
And I swear we were only borrowing the bookHow would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'emHow would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'emSo who's been planting magic beans
To catch themselves a golden hen?
We've spent so many years going over this
We can't start that all againHow would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'emHow would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'emHow would you like to dine
A la Frankenstein?Downtown they're giving 'em away
Downtown they're giving 'em