Fred Come to Bed

Oh Fred, come to bed

'Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, ooh

Oh FredWell, I'm Max, I'm Max, baby, don't be blue

Don't you worry, don't be sorry, I'll come back to you

Just one more night with my poor old ex

She's only lonely, we don't have sexI'm Max, Max, Max

Baby, please stay cool and just relax

I'll soon be back but if you feel sad

Just go and talk to my friend FredOoh Fred, come to bed

'Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby, I won't let your dreams get wetOoh Fred, come to bed

Baby, you will get a love you never had

So Fred, come to bed

Or my fantasy will drive me mad, ooh

Oh FredI'm Max, I'm Max and I trust in Fred

Baby, he's the best friend I ever had

It's Fred, it's Fred, baby, just call Fred

And anything you ever wanted you will getCall Fred, Fred, Fred

And you will find it's not so bad

It's just one night, baby, you'll get through

Tomorrow I'll be back with youOoh Fred, come to bed

'Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh Fred, come to bed

Baby, I won't let your dreams get wetOoh Fred, come to bed

Baby you will get a love you never had

So Fred, come to bed

Or my fantasy will drive me mad, oohOoh Fred, no, no, come to bed

Oh, my Max had sex with his ex last night

'Cos he loves her ass and tits

So I tell you Fred, come into my bed

If you don't I will call up FritzOh Fred, come to bed

Oh Fred, oh, FredOoh Fred, come to bed

'Cos my Max had sex with his sexy ex

Oh, Fred, come to bed

Baby, I won't let your dreams get wet, oohOh Fred, no, no, come to bed

Oh, my Max had sex with his ex last night

'Cos he loves her ass and tits

So I tell you Fred, come into my bed

If you don't I will call up Fritz

Ah, ah, oh Fred