Friends Like You

With friends like you

I could throw away my tv

Cause I got it all in spades now

All triumph and tragedyAnd when as a kid with a pocket knife

Like a stone from a distance thrown

It's a gamblers trick, it's a pain in the dick

Must have brought it on myself somehow

Hey!With friends like you

With fiiends like you

It's a wonder why a guy gets bentYou gotta fine fine way

Of draggin' the Clouds underneath the dun

And those darkened sunsuit tea bag colonge

And sympathy toasts you all aloneYou pick me up like a second hand coat

Spit and shine a Friday night

But the things you forget hang around like a bet

You're safe 'till they notice the price, price!With friends like you

With friends like you

It's a wonder why a guy gets bentYeah, when you're raining on the parades

Down in the piss stain with a champagne

You got itWhen you thought she's holding you like she means it

You hold her by the hand, take you somewhere nice and quiet

When you thought she's holding you like she means itCause when the going gets tough

She'll kick you in the nuts

And watch your Christmas list whither and die!, Die!With friends like you

With friends like you

With a French IQ

It's a wonder why a guy gets bent