Let us talk about
Some trivial things we like
A bit of this and that
Lets chew the fatPour ourselves a glass of Stout
And let our Rael Brook shirts hang out
Nothing makes us more content
To let us wallow in a bit of nonsenseWere all so frivolous tonight, tonightLets reveal our childlike nature
And leave our stocks
And invoices to rot
Lets go to potTell our jokes about mothers in law
But watch him jump when she comes through the door
Oh, the party goes with a swing
When we talk about the trivial thingsWere all so frivolous tonightBut theres always one
Who wants to talk shop
Well drive him through the door
With a broom or a mopLet us tell our favorite story
About some poor chap who put it on display
Hip hooray and let the girls gather in their slacks
To talk about husbands hairy backsSome might think were a bit of a shower
But this could be our finest hourWere all so frivolous tonight, tonight
Were all so ridiculous tonight