This song goes out to all the gentlemen in the audience tonight
I know there's a lot of y'all out there 'cause
I'm in the gayest city in America
You can fuck me in my bedroom
You can fuck me in my bathroom
You can fuck me in my kitchen
You can fuck me from behind
You can fuck me in my mini van
Toss my salad like a gay man
I don't care how you fuck me just
Fuck me when you can
You can fuck me on my tippy toes
Jump my bones until the rooster crows
You can fuck me with a dildo
Anything to fill my hole
You can jump on and ride my ass
Fuck me hard, baby, fuck me fast
I don't care how you fuck me just
Fuck me right damn now
There are issues and baggage between us
Always some kind of bullshit to get over
If I had my way
Surely you would shut the fuck up and fuck me
I need you to fuck me
That's right
'Cause sometimes a lady needs to be made love to
That's the mother fuckin' truth
But other times, she needs to get fucked
And if you ain't got nobody to do that for you sister friend
You gotta go home and get in yo bedside table
Get yo'self something that look just like this microphone
And go unnnnhh
That's right girl, you better please yo'self
There are issues and baggage between us
Always some kind of bullshit to get over
If I had my way
Surely you would shut the fuck up and fuck me.
I need you to fuck me
You can fuck me deep inside
You a necrophiliac and I just died
You can nosedive into my poon
But you better do it soon
You can fuck me in Pakistan
Blow my coochie up like the Taliban
I don't care how you fuck me just
Fuck me when you can
I don't care (x2)
I need you to fuck me
I need you right here, right now, inside of me
oh ay (x12)
Fuck me, no fuck you
Fuck me
I don't care how you fuck me just
Fuck me in my hair
Fuck me in my belly button
Fuck me in my armpit
Fuck all y'all mother fuckers
And fuck me