Fuck Your Face

I went down to the guitar store

And I bought myself some things

Then I went home to fix this guitar

To see if it could sing

When I got done I plugged it in

But it made no sound at all

So I was gettin' pretty pissed

And I plugged it into the wall

Guess it's not a singing type

It would rather yell and spit.

If you don't think you'll like this guitar

Then you're really askin' for shit

'Cause when I get mad, I get red

And then I start to steam

And this guitar is gonna fuck your face

'Cause it knows how to scream

Hi, I'm Bill

I was the one who did the cover art

For the Stone's Sucking in the 70's LP