Fuckin' An Animal

Oh I am fuckin' an animal, I'm fuckin' an animal

I'm holding on the horns, I'm fuckin' an animal

I'm involved with porn, I'm fuckin' an animalSure is nice and warm in here

I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers

I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers

I'm fuckin' an animal oh, I'm a fucking queerI'm fuckin' an animal

Didn't have to take her on a date

Just had to stand here on a crate

No talking, no torment, no long-term commitmentJust me and animal

Getting my dick bent, I'm fuckin' an animal

Didn't have to say please, I'm fuckin' an animal

With Legionnaires disease, I'm fuckin' an animalDamn hard on the knees, I'm fuckin' an animal

Animal fucker, on the loose, I'm fuckin' an animal

I'll go from dog to goose, I'm fuckin' an animal

Once I fucked a moose, I'm fuckin' an animalBut now the animal is in pain

It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain, terrible pain

And now it's starting to rain

But I'm still the same I'm fuckin' an animalNot proud of what I do, I'm fuckin' an animal

Had a great time at the zoo, I'm fuckin' an animal

'Cause you won't let me fuck you animal