Full Time Job

I'm a mother, I'm a lover, a chef, a referee

I'm a doctor and a chauffeur seven days a week

I ain't askin' for a medal, yeah I know you work too

I'd just like a little credit where credit is dueIt's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone

Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop, lousy pay

There ain't no 401k, I know this may come as a shock

But this here's a full time jobWell, I'm takin' a vacation, I could use a little fun

I'll be sippin' on the silence and soakin' up the sun

I'm leavin' you my apron, you can try it on for size

You said there's nothin' to it, so I'm sure you'll be fineIt's the hardest gig I've known, I work my fingers to the bone

Yeah the dishes and the diapers never stop, lousy pay

There ain't no 401k, I know this may come as a shock

But this here's a full time jobIn a day or maybe two, you'll be changin' your tune

By then you'll be ready to drop, workin' my full time job

This is a full time job, yeah, yeah, yeah