Put this on a Zip disk, send it to your lawyer
File me under 'Funky'Like sipping lemonade and Arnold Palmer's
Big holiday parties like Dolly Partner
Sometime I get Pad Thai as a starter
My other order pad see yes is much darkerAdam Horovitz, I take a shvitz
I'm known for my glamor and my glitz, check it
As I bust I really must encrust
This microphone rust with diamond fairy dustI don't wear Crocs and I don't wear sandals
The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handle
Stop singing that song in the wrong key
What you looking at? Funky donkeyFunky donkey
Funky donkeyI go woo like a fire engine
Flashing lights to get your attention
Stop sweating me about the weather
Go shave a sheep and knit yourself a sweaterDon't get me heated or y'all in trouble
Bass bins booming make the dancehall bubble
Letting loose all up in the honkey tonk
With the shoopa doopa doo bedonkWell, I was swimming in the water of the ocean
Like Dr. Jekyll with the magic potion
We're brand new, never ever the same
What's that, what's that, what's the name?Funky donkey
Funky donkey
Funky donkey