Ho, ho, ho, oh, Little Train, my little elf, another great Christmas
Ah, man, it's boring, it's boring, same thing every year
So, let's have a funky ChristmasHave a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky ChristmasNew Kids On The Block, let's rock, it's Christmas time
We're gonna celebrate it with a rhyme
Danny D, are you ready? Ready as I'll ever beSteady, you know it, Joey Joe is ready
Jordan and Jon, yeah, come on
We got a funky, funky Christmas going onHave a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky ChristmasFunky Christmas and a funky New Year
I swear we got ourselves a party here
Girls on the floor, knows our posse at the door
Should I stop? Nah cool, here's moreOf this song, a funky Christmas melody
'Cause Jordan K feels oh so Christmasey
Throw your hands in the air, now pause
Kick the ballistics Santa ClausHave a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky ChristmasSneaking downstairs on Christmas Eve
I saw a sight that you just wouldn't believe
St. Nick, by the fireplace
Dusting off his beard with a frown on his faceHe said, hay, said what? He said, you, I said what?
He said you left the fire burning and I burnt my box
So, now I've learned you've got to turn the fireplace down
So Santa won't get burnedHave a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky ChristmasYo, MC Santa, you didn't know my boy Donny
Could play percussion, did you?
I didn't have a clue
Yeah, get busy Donny
Hey, check this out Little Train
Ho ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho, ho ho
Ho ho ho, break it downHave a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky ChristmasSlipping and sliding through the city streets
Of Bean Town, getting down to the Christmas beat
It's Danny D, I'm here with Christmas cheer
No feeling to end the party of the yearIt's going, I'm showing fresh rhymes I'm throwing
It's snowing outside but we ho-ho-hoing
Santa's on the way, sleigh bells are ringing
Swinging, everybody start singingHave a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky ChristmasIt's Christmas, can you swing this?
Funky dope jam top on your Christmas list, do you dig this?
Boy, there ain't no twist, just something you wish for
And you almost missed, huh
Funky Christmas and a happy New Year
How could you be booing it, when Donnie D's doing it?Have a funky, funky Christmas
Have a funky, funky ChristmasHo, ho, ho, this is the MC Santa Claus and my elf, Little Train
Yeah, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas
We gonna kick the ballistics of our Christmas wishes
Where's my list?