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Gallifreyan History 101

"Alright class, I'm the Professor. I'm going to give you a lecture today. Now, just so that we're all clear, this is Gallifreyan History 101, so please be sure you're in the right class.

"There's always one, isn't there?

"Right, for the rest of us, we've got a lot to cover, so let's get started."

At first we were just Gallifreyans and that was fine

Just taking up space and biding our time

Till Rassilon came along with his ever present sense of right and wrong

He was strong, he was mighty,

He was the founder of Time Lord Society

Now this is the subject that everyone finds the hardest

But you're gonna have to pass it if you want to earn your TARDIS

Nobody's graduating from this Academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History

Gallifreyan History

Now Rassilon had a buddy called Omega

His interstellar science would amaze ya

He found our source of power

And devised a cunning plan in under an hour

It went sour, he was erased

But at least now we could travel through time and space

Now if there's a subject that's impossible, it's this

In comparison, the Untempered Schism's a piece of piss

Nobody's graduating from this Academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan History

Gallifreyan History

So now we're all Time Lords, and that's just fine

We're travelling through space, bouncing through time

But we've made it clear not to interfere

And that's a rule to which we all must adhere

But I fear that the Doc

Is about causing havoc in his big blue box

Now that brings up to date and everything's just gravy

I just hope it doesn't get messed up by Russell T Davies

Nobody's graduating from this Academy

Until you've all mastered Gallifreyan…

Until you can say you're Gallifreyan…

Until you know all about Gallifreyan History

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Lyrics submitted by Callie Webster.

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