G- A time ago and far away, there was a distant land
And in it lived a handsome brute,
a grouchy. greenish man!
He beat to death a gangly elf
and led the Gerudo clan!
He was known as the dreaded Canon Claus!
P-Oh I know that Story
G-You do?
P-Sure
Old Ganon Claus had sacks of gold
he gave to those in need! (Ganon: He what?!)
he'd ho-ho-ho across the snow
upon his noble steed!
G- And then, In every town, he'd trample down-
P- all those practicing greed!
Says the tale of the gracious Ganon Claus!
*Ganon is grumbling and Peach is playing a plastic trumpet*
G- Now Ganon Claus was pretty bad...
his evil knew no bounds!
P- O dear!
I heard he did much nicer things...
Ganon: Like BURN STUFF TO THE GROUND!
He killed off Gorons, Zora and that guy who goes around... and around, and around,
and around. That Guy looks like Brentalfloss
And the world feared the wicked Ganon Claus! *evil laughing*
There came a day when Ganon Claus
caused hyrule's hope to fall!
He took the triforce, then proclaimed...
P- "Merry Christmas to you all!"(G- No he didn't)
Put his rupees in charities
and gave his mum a call! (G- Moooom!?)
Oh, that merry and caring Ganon Claus!
*Ganon is grumbling again and peach says Good Bye*
Lyrics Submitted by Ca1ica - A True Fan