Verse 1:
Yo.
I never skip class I never been late
All my life I made I straight A's
Cause if I didn't then my mom would've punished me
For a week straight
My friend full she just ate
But I'm just staring at her lunch tray
Cause I'm s'pposed to have free lunch
But my momma filled out the forms late
Now I ain't eat all day
Running down the hall way
(Stop Running down that hallway!)
Don't watch me, watch yo topae
All that matters is that I'm not late
And when I'm in class I sit up straight
Plus I did my homework yesterday
Now the teacher giving us a test today!
Check check 1. Check check 2
Big A's, Big B's too
Yea that was a set up cause my report card on fleek too
So you won't see me in summer school
Cause graduatings what im gonna do
As I walk to sharpen my number 2
I see them blowing spit-balls at the substitue!
Class Clown passed a note
Do you like me yes or no?
I balled it up
Looked at him
Stepped back
FREE THROW!
Let it soak in. Like seasoning
You tryna' holla but chi hair line is receding
Chorus:
Raise all yo progress reports in the sky
Say you got nothing but A's you a lie
No honor roll and you acting suprisied
Perfect attendance got me feeling right
Nothing but geeks wit me only
A's and B's only
Mechanical pencils only
4.0 GPA only
Choir practice only
Pants pulled up on me
I got my real geeks here by my side
Only.
Verse 2:
I never study math. I got a calculator
And yes I'm smarter than a 5th grader
Because the other day in 3rd period I colored perfectly an alligator
We in class watching videos. I can barely see she got an Afro
The girl next to me look good as ever
But I can tell that's a wig thoooo
Yea. Lowkey, I'm drinking ice tea
I know the teacher don't like me you know
If she was my age she would try to fight me. I mean
I heard she be hella happy when I'm an absentee. I mean
She said "your nothing more then a class clown."
And I agree
Yea.
That's right, only 12th grader with a BMW. Yea
All the other students be like "can I eat my lunch wit chu?"
Table so packed that I gotta eat this pizza so uncomfortable
She said "meet me by the bleachers"
But I told her my name ain't doctor Huxtable. (Pudding) yea.
You the man in the school when the principal cool wit chu
The basketball players cool wit chu
The pretty girls with the good makeup and hair cool wit chu.. oh....
When the Pledge of Alligence come on I stand for it
And if it's a substitute teacher just give me a heads up so I can plan for it.
Chorus:
Raise all yo progress reports in the sky
Say you got nothing but A's you a lie
No honor roll and you acting suprisied
Perfect attendance got me feeling right
Nothing but geeks wit me only
A's and B's only
Mechanical pencils only
4.0 GPA only
Choir practice only
Pants pulled up on me
I got my real geeks here by my side
Only.
Verse 3:
I never take notes, I never pay attention
"Ain't really failing moms grades are missing"
Whoever I copy ain't getting it right
Cause my shoe size match my grade percentage
That's another subject
I'm no honor student
2 years in a row and I'm still a junior
My whole crew just went to college
They go to parties, I still get tardies
OSS I've been suspended for days
Call me to read, I'll be reading for days
Show up late, you get detention
The teacher be tripping' like write on that chalkboard, chalkboard
Arms on my desk, my bed is made
Don't have lunch money, Debo instead
I took the pizza, I took the fruit
Milk make me burp or eat hotdogs like sirloin
Group project classmates are counting on me
I'm procrastinating.
Turn it in late drop a letter grade
That's ok wit me.
I'm in class chilling you feel me?
I mean sleeping you feel me!
Teachers talk I just ignore it you feel me
F gang take the F out of effort you feel me
I'm in class sleep and I'm snoring
We got a POP POP quiz
Nobody told me
Got the same test but a different version
So I can't cheat
Got a Christmas tree
Zero on my quiz cause I didn't have my name on it
Friends made the honor roll and they changed on me..
....Like why you had to change on me bro.......
Chorus:
Raise all yo progress reports in the sky
Say you got nothing but A's you a lie
No honor roll and you acting suprisied
Perfect attendance got me feeling right
Nothing but geeks wit me only
A's and B's only
Mechanical pencils only
4.0 GPA only
Choir practice only
Pants pulled up on me
I got my real geeks here by my side
Only.
Lyrics Submitted by Maya Dodds