Lars, you're on in ten minutes, you ready?
I guess but I still gotta write some lyrics
Aiight, just remember, it's crunk night
In that case, I guess it won't be a problem
This popular sub genre is brought to you by materialism
We'd like to thank Bentley, Alize champagne and Sean John clothing
We'd like to thank the record industry for
Marketing hip hop stereotypes to 12 year olds
And a pop culture that unquestioningly consumes
Vapid, superficial entertainment
Phrase about my gun, rhyme about my loot
Phrase about these haters, I sometimes have to shoot
To rhyme about my clothes, props to my hometown
Lyrics that say nothing 'cause that's how we get down
Phrase about my click, don't step to me punk
Gratuitous rhyme about keeping it crunk
Big ups to our genre, we do it our own way
It's just too bad our songs don't have anything to say
Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap
Generic crunk rap, we don't mess around
Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap
Generic crunk rap, you like our dirty sound
Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk
Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk
Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk
Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk
Phrase about my car, Volvo, rhyme about my crew
Rap about how much more crunk I am than you
Rhyme about my rims, rhyme about my bling
Chorus where I scream 'cause I don't know how to sing
Rhyme supporting guns and also drinking 40's
Misogynist rhyme about banging lots of shorties
Rhyme about my doe and then some made up lyrics
Get off the gas you swinger, check the deuce, yo, sabiirit
Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap
Generic crunk rap, we don't mess around
Generic crunk rap, generic crunk rap
Generic crunk rap, you like our dirty sound
Buy clothes, get crunk, Hennessey, get crunk
Escalades, get crunk, spend money, get crunk
Buy cars, get crunk, take shots, get crunk
Have sex, get crunk, spend money, get crunk
Grandmaster flash, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop
KRS, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop
Run DMC, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop
But who can argue with the charts when we're sittin' at the top?
Rakim, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop
Chuck D, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop
De La Soul, I'm sorry but we're killing hip hop
And we're making so much money that we ain't about to stop
Coca Cola, get crunk, Nike, get crunk
McDonald's, get crunk, Disney, get crunk
Fox Network, get crunk, Armani, get crunk
Gap clothing, get crunk, Mercedes, get crunk
DKNY, get crunk, Courvoisier, get crunk
Prada, get crunk, Wal-Mart, get crunk
Chucky Cheese, get crunk, Ralph Lauren, get crunk
G-Unit sneakers, get crunk, Louis Vuitton, get crunk
I'm just playing, Lil' Jon, you know I love you