Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale
Selling one for five, two for ten,
If you buy 'em once, you'll buy 'em again
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man
Nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale
They tell me your nuts is mighty fine,
But I bet your nuts isn't hot as mine
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale
Now they tell me your nuts is mighty small,
Best to have small nuts than have no nuts at all;
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man
(spoken: Look what you can get cheap!
Only five cents, boys!
Nice and brown, too!
Everyone's crazy 'bout my nuts!)
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy some nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale
Now, you see that man all dressed in brown,
He's got the hottest nuts in town
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man
Nuts, hot nuts, anybody here want to buy my nuts?
Sellin' nuts, hot nuts, I've got nuts for sale
When a hog gets hungry, he starts to grunt,
When a man gets hungry, he starts to hunt,
For nuts, hot nuts, you buy 'em from the peanut man, I say!
You buy 'em from the peanut man!
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Lyrics submitted by Samantha.