EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY
THE GHOSTBUSTERS
VS
THE MYTHBUSTERS
BEGIN!(Ghostbusters)
Are you tired of two geeks in mustaches?
Who can manage to be boring
with explosions and crashes?
If you or the Lorax
wanna bust like we do?
Give us a call,
we're ready to defeat you.
Ghostbusters,
flow crushes,
get the job done.
Spitting out the lyrics like:
WE GOT ONE!
Get the people moving
like the statue of Liberty.
Try to beat us in a battle?
Man you gotta be kidding me!
The delivery of Stantz stands straight
like my main man's slinky.
I collect spores.
Tell em about the twinky!
Like your show,
it's all fluff and filler.
I'll kick your hiney man,
I'm a savage killer!(Mythbusters Adam)
Wow, your raps are just
too wack to handle!(Mythbusters Jamie)
Let's do it
like we do on the Discovery channel.(Mythbusters Adam and Jamie)
The science is preposterous,
the opposite of compotent process
and in this episode
we'll give you a synopsis.
Starting with the vacuum cleaners
strapped up on your back.
It's a fact
positrons don't react like that.
You built a laser grid
with no safety switch
and Walter Peck was right,
that's some shady shit!(Mythbusters Adam)
Good thing you work in a firehouse,(Mythbusters Jamie)
cause you just got burned.(Mythbusters Adam)
You are poor scientists(Mythbusters Jamie)
and that's confirmed!(Ghostbusters)
That's enough from the walrus
and dickless the clown.
Let's show these myth bitches
how we do it downtown.
Grab your stick, hold'n!
Heat'em up, smoking!
High speed shows your ass
get beat in slowmotion.
We roast show hosts
when our flows cross streams.
Pumping out blockbusters,
while you work behind the scenes.
It's a rap test dummy
and you're both getting crashed.
We came, we saw, we kicked your ass!(Mythbusters Adam and Jamie)
Ghosts aren't real,
but it should be said:
it's time to bring the B-team
back from the dead.(Mythbusters Tory Grant and Kari):
Things are getting scary
when Tory Grant and Kari,(Mythbusters Grant)
come harder that Ray,
when that ghost popped his cherry.(Mythbusters Kari)
We reject your flows
and substitute our own!(Mythbusters Tory)
.....eh.....(Mythbusters Jamie)
Why'd you stop?(Mythbusters Tory)
I couldn't think of a rhyme..(Mythbusters Adam)
Well just say the first thing
that pops into your mind!(Ghostbusters BIG PUFT)
Yo raise up
it's Stay Puft
I stay fluff.
Blaze chumps
and flip Kari
butter side up! (hey)
I smother Ghostbusters
in fluffernutter
I don't play.
Show these dweebs
how to rock a beret! (hey)
I live so large,
you can't harsh my mellow.
Just one step,
took me out the ghetto!
You best be afraid
of my marshmellow flows,
cause Big Puft turned
all you bitches to toast!WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC R-RA-RR-RRRAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!