Glad to Be Unhappy

Look at yourself

If you had the sense of humor

You would laugh to beat the bandLook at yourself

Do you still believe the rumor

That romance is simply grand?Since you took it on the chin

You have lost that toothpaste grin

My mental state is all a jumble

I sit around and sadly mumbleFools rush in, so here am I

Very glad to be unhappy

I can't win, but here am I

More than glad to be unhappyUnrequited love's a bore

And I've got it pretty bad

But for someone you adore

It's a pleasure to be sadLike a straying baby lamb

With no mammy and no pappy

I'm so unhappy

But oh, so gladUnrequited love's a bore

And I've got it pretty bad

But for someone you adore

It's a pleasure to be sadLike a straying baby lamb

With no mammy and no pappy

I'm so unhappy

But oh, so glad