Hey, hey, on your marks, get set, go to zero
Present and correct, go to zero
North, South, East and West, go to zero
Nothing is the best, go to zeroI do this and I do that
And when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise, they say
I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm toldWhen you're on patrol, go to zero
By remote control, go to zero
Forward, pause, return, go to zero
All roads lead astern, go to zeroI do this and I do that
And when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise, they say
I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm toldWhen you miss your cue, go to zero
Start the dance anew, go to zero
Black, red, white and blue, go to zeroWhen you lose the one, go to zero
Rewind can be fun, go to zero
Nudge it left and right, go to zero
Don't wait 'til tonight, go to zero, go to zeroI do this and I do that
And when it's cold, I wear a hat
It's mostly cold
It pays to advertise, they say
I'll keep my hat on anyway
Or so I'm told, go to zeroEverywhere you go, go to zero
Nought is apropos, go to zero
North, South, East and West, go to zero
Nothing is the best, go to zero