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God Bless The American Housewife

Look at me I'm gorgeous in my housecoat with my coffee cup

I bend to get the paper

Every neighbor's trying to check me out

Look at me I'm lovely as I wave beside my mini van

Look at how my diamonds seem to sparkle on the garbage canGod bless the American housewife

How she does it all I'll never know

God bless the American housewife

She could use a miracle for sure

God bless the American housewife

Cleaning up the world for you and me

God bless the American housewifeLook at how my children play Commando in the cul-de-sac

Look at how my husband has survived another heart attack

Look at all the other mothers, envious of all my things

Had to call the plumber

'Cause my daughter flushed by wedding ringGod bless the American housewife

How she does it all I'll never know

God bless the American housewife

She could use a miracle for sure

God bless the American housewife

Cleaning up the world for you and me

God bless the American housewifeLook at me I'm beautiful and glamorous in rubber gloves

Look how my tiara can be bent back to the shape it was

I can do the laundry and make dinner while I'm on the phone

Look at me I'm sexy as the devil when I mow the lawnGod bless the American housewife

How she does it all I'll never know

God bless the American housewife

She could use a miracle for sure

God bless the American housewife

Cleaning up the world for you and me

God bless the American housewifeGod bless the American housewife

Songwriters

RICHARDS, JANN ARDEN / BROOM, RUSSELL ANDREWPublished by

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