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God Bless the American Housewife

Look at me, I'm gorgeous in my housecoat

With my coffee cup

I bend to get the paper

Every neighbor's tryin' to check me outLook at me, I'm lovely

As I wave beside my minivan

Look at how my diamonds

Seem to sparkle on the garbage canGod bless the American housewife

How she does it, I'll never know

God bless the American housewife

She could use a miracle for sureGod bless the American housewife

Cleanin' up the world for you and me

God bless the American housewifeLook at how my children play

Commando in the cul-de-sac

Look at how my husband has

Survived another heart attackLook at all the other mothers

Envious of all my things

Have to call the plummer

'Cause my daughter flushed my wedding ringGod bless the American housewife

How she does it, I'll never know

God bless the American housewife

She could use a miracle for sureGod bless the American housewife

Cleanin' up the world for you and me

God bless the American housewifeLook at me, I'm beautiful

And glamorous in rubber gloves

Look how my tiara

Can be bent back to the shape it wasI can do the laundry and make dinner

While I'm on the phone

Look at me, I'm sexy as the Devil

When I mow the lawnGod bless the American housewife

How she does it, I'll never know

God bless the American housewife

She could use a miracle for sureGod bless the American housewife

Cleanin' up the world for you and me

God bless the American housewifeGod bless the American housewife

How she does it, I'll never know

God bless the American housewife

She could use a miracle for sureGod bless the American housewife

Cleanin' up the world for you and me

God bless the American housewife

How she does it, I'll never knowGod bless the American housewife

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