God bless all policemen and fighters of crime
The thieves go to jail for a very long time
They had a hard day helping clean up the town
They hang from the mantle these both upside down
A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs...
Batman and Robin are saying the hurse...
(Batman & Robin:)
God bless Superman and Superwoman!
Aquaman and Aquawoman!
Ironman and Ironwoman!
Spiderman and Spiderwoman!
Plasticman and Plasticwoman!
Crazyman an-
(Robin:)
be-be-batman..
(Batman:)
Yes Robin?
(Robin:)
Was there ever a Batwoman?
(Batman:)
There was once, boy wonder, a long time back.
(Robin:)
Where is she now?
(Batman:)
I'm afraid she's no longer with us...
(Robin:)
Oh...you mean...?
(Batman:)
Yes, she up there in the great balthory up there in the sky...
(Robin:)
Holy sti-batwoman...what happened?
(Batman:)
She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile.
(Robin:)
Suicide?
(Batman:)
Batricide...
(Robin:)
Gosh, why didn't I think of that?
They locked all the doors and they put out the bat
*MEOW!*
They put on the bat-jarmers
*We like doing that!*
Filled the bat-waterbottles, made the bat-beds
With 2 springy bat-rasses for sleepy bat-heads
They're closing their eyes and they're counting black sheep...
Batman and Robin are falling asleep...
(door opens)
(Robin:)
W-where are you going Batman?
(Batman:)
The bedroom!
(Robin:)
Holyluya!
(door closes)
---
Lyrics powered by lyrics.tancode.com
written by MICHAEL MCGEAR, ROGER MCGOUGH, JOHN HENRY GORMAN
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group