I found my locker and I found my classes
Lost my lunch and I broke my glasses
That guy is huge! That girl is wailing!
First day of school and I'm already failingThis is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nineI got a blue and red Adidas bag and a humongous binder
I'm trying my best not to look like a minor niner
I went out for the football team to prove that I'm a man
I guess I shouldn't tell them that I like Duran Duran, whoaThis is me in grade nine baby, yeah, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nineWell half my friends are crazy and the others are depressed
None of them can help me study for my math test
I got into the classroom and my knowledge was gone
I guess I should've studied instead of watching Wrath Of KhanThis is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nineThey called me chicken legs, they called me four eyes
They called me fatso, they called me buckwheat
They called me EddieThis is me in grade nine baby, yeah, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nineI got a red leather tie and pair of Rugger pants
I put them on and I went to the high school dance
But dad said I had to be home by eleven
Aw, man I'm gonna miss Stairway to HeavenThis is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nine
This is meThis is me in grade nine baby, yeah, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nineThis is me in grade nine baby, yeah, this is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine
This is me in grade nine baby, this is me in grade nine