See, I like a boy
Cute and nice and tall
But there's one problem (Guess what)
He couldn't spell right at allAnd I know that's not the end all - be all
But it really kinda blows
Poor guy doesn't even like books (I know!)
And sometimes, it showsMy momma told me it's unwise
To like a boy who's just nice
Who couldn't put apostrophe s's
On his possessivesAnd don't look at me when I look at you
Whenever you say "stuffs"
Cause thats my cue (RETCHHH)I'm not a nazi
I just care about good grammar
Hey paparazzi (okay)
I just said that cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on meYou type "lose" with one o
If you're losing your mind
Two Os for describing
Bowel movements of any kindYou see "your" and "you're"
They're two, two different things, baby
Its YOUR problem, YOU'RE confused
But I'mma help you out with the words you use, yeahMy momma told me it's unwise
To like a boy who's just nice
Who couldn't put apostrophe s's
On his possessivesAnd don't look at me when I look at you
Whenever you say "stuffs"
Cause thats my cue (RETCHHH)I'm not a nazi
I just care about good grammarHey paparazzi (okay)
I just said that cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on meI suggest you brush up on your subject-verb agreement
If we keep this up, its gonna be a commitment
You never say "Dogs barks", you just say "bark"
Pay a bit of attention were gonna take it to the parkDouble negatives and all its relatives
Don't sound no good if they ain't in a rap song
I'm gonna break it down to you
I hate it when you say "furnitures"
When you mean pieces of "furniture"Let the plural be pluralized
The English language doesn't deserve to be compromised
Its TO to direct, TOO for too much, TWO is a number
Learn it, else I'll be holding a grudgeTHERES two baby cubs
And THEIR momma lion
And THEY'RE together its as clear as day
If you're debating if I was versus If I were, I say
Who would you believe more?
Bieber or Beyonce (1, 2, 3)I'm not a nazi
I just care about good grammar
Hey paparazzi (okay)
I just said that cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crimeI'm not a nazi
I just care about good grammar
Hey paparazzi
I just said that cause it rhymed
But don't you dare commit a grammar crime on me
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