You're a little bit phony
And you try a bit too hard, hard
I'm a little bit lonely
And I wonder who you areMaybe you are someone brilliant
If not I still don't mindI'm on a grand adventure
With my friend, 'The Great Pretender'
We can do anything we wantIn your corduroy flares
With your Led Zeppelin hair
And your nonchalance
You hide how much you really careYou drink your Irish whiskey
Through lips I wish would kiss meI'm on a grand adventure
With my friend, 'The Great Pretender'
We can do anything we wantAnywhere, anytime
AnywhereAnd now my happiness is
Your happiness is happy, happy, yeahI'm on a grand adventure
With my friend, 'The Great Pretender'
We can do anything we wantAnywhere, anytimeMy happiness is your happiness
And my happiness is your happiness
And my happiness is your happiness
And my happiness is your happinessBaby, in your Forponey boots
You're a little bit phony
And you try a bit too hard