They only make it once a year
thats alright by me
it don't look the same as far as I can see
So I'll only order three, then three became four
four became ten tell me whats my name again
I'm Paddie o Paddie from Ireland City Ireland
Its queerer than a three dollar bill hey thats mighty queer
looks like a leprechaun took a dump right inside my beer
but I'm gonna drink it yes I am, St Patrick's day is here again
I'm Paddie O Paddie from Ireland City Ireland
Far across the sea my grandparents traveled in 1893
They slaved underground mining ore and mining coal
in some god forsaken hole
so that once a year we could drink green beer chug shamrock shakes
while our girlfriends cheer saying kiss me I'm Irish singing to Danny Boy
and all the old ladies get annoyed oh what a wonderful day!
I think I've had to much to drink I think we all agree
Green beer makes your wiener shrink thats why its almost free
If you drink green beer then your poop turns green
if you don't flush it down it makes you girlfriend scream
I'm Paddie O Paddie from Ireland City Ireland
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Lyrics submitted by kerry.