Yeah, I looked at my watch and it said quarter to five
The headlines screamed that I was still alive
I couldn't understand it I thought I died last nightOh, I dreamed I'd been in a border town
In a little cantina that the boys had found
I was desperate to dance just to dig the local soundsWhen along came a Senorita
She looked so good that I had to meet her
I was ready to approach her with my English charmWhen her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm
Oh, he was so macho
And he said "Grow some funk of your own, Amigo"
Grow some funk of your own
We no like to with the gringo fight
But there might be a death in Mexico tonightIf you can't grow some funk of your own, Amigo
Grow some funk of your own
Take my advice take the next flight
And grow your funk, grow your little funk at homeI admit the situation was ridiculousWell, I looked for support from the rest of my friends
For their vanishing trick they get ten out of ten
I knelt to pray just to see if he would comprehendBut I dreamed I'd been in a border town
In a little cantina that the boys had found
I was desperate to dance just to dig the local soundsWhen along came a Senorita
She looked so good that I had to meet her
I was ready to approach her with my English charmWhen her brass knuckled boyfriend grabbed me by the arm
Oh, and it hurt so much
And he said, "Grow some funk of your own, Amigo"
Grow some funk of your own
Well we no like to with the gringo fight
But there might be a death in Mexico tonightAnd if you can't grow some funk of your own, Amigo
Grow some funk of your own
You'll take my advice and you can take the next flight
Grow your funk, grow your funk at homeI grow the funk
Yeah I grow the funk at my home
I grow the funk
I grow the funk at my home
I grow the funk at my home
At my home
At my home
At my home
I grow the funk
I grow the funk