Do me a favor babe
Buy me some roses
Ones that i might like
As if I ever liked a thing
Do me a favor babe
Take me to the movies
To see one that I might like
As if I ever could be pleased
And if I weren't such a grumpy old man
Maybe I'd ask you for your hand
And if I weren't so down on love
Then I'd shine on you like a sun
And if I weren't such a tired old buck
I'd come over there and give you all of my love
So do me a favor babe
Take me out driving
Like we used to, when I was younger still
Do me a favor babe
Call all of my old friends
Tell 'em all how much I loved them
Before I went over the hill
And if I weren't such a grumpy old man
Maybe I'd ask you for your hand
And if I weren't so down on love
Then I'd shine on you like a sun
And if I weren't such a tired old buck
I'd come over there and give you all of my love
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Lyrics submitted by Alem.