There probably ain't one woman on Earth
Who hasn't considered this
Men are from another planet
How can we possibly coexist?They came from Mars
Women came from Venus
We think with our brains
Men think with their penisEvery stereotype
Has a little bit of truth
There's staircase of evidence
If you needed some proofIm perplexed by the opposite sex
I'll tell you what's next
Where I'm gonna direct my love
And affectionI'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'ma tell every single guy
Who be hollerin, they could go to hellGonna make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisleGonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be cryin'
Cause the ceremony all set
But it won't be so badI don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kissFriends keep tellin' me younger boys
Will eventually be a problem
I swore off being with older men
Again and againAnd I thought of givin' up on
Caucasians, Hispanics and Asians
Exclusively being with men
Of an African descentI'm beginnin' to understand
I'll never ever be content
In any given element
I'm 100% convincedI wouldn't need to turn into a lesbian
If me and the boys could just stop
Disagreein' on just about everythin'I'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'ma tell every single guy
Who be hollerin, they could go to hellGonna make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisleGonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be cryin'
Cause the ceremony all set
But it won't be so badI don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kissI don't care how wrong it's gonna be
But you gonna be all into me
We're gonna be so happyCause you take what I say seriously
We're gettin' along beautifully
Lovin' me endlesslyGirls kiss girls, we do it so sensually
We turn all the boys
We'll make them go crazy
I'm gettin' my revenge
But how insane it maybeI'm gonna get with a woman
You know I might as well
I'ma tell every single guy
Who be hollerin, they could go to hellGonna make her my bride
Even though we on the same side
Our lips gonna collide
When we walk down the aisleGonna get with a woman
And my ex's will be cryin'
Cause the ceremony all set
But it won't be so badI don't mean to diss
I know I'll be missed
Anyway, guys like when girls kiss