Had Me a Real Good Time

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Thought I was lookin' good

So I cycled 'cross the neighborhood

Was invited by a skinny girl

Into her high class-worldLeft my bicycle under the stairs

Laid my coat across the kosher chairs

Made my way across the crowded room

I had nothing to loseMy reception wasn't very keen

So turning on a friendly grin

Stood on the table with my glass of gin

And came straight to the pointI was glad to come

I'll be sad to go

So while I'm here I'll have me a real good timeI was glad to come

I'll be sad to go

So while I'm here I'll have me a real good time, oh noDancin' madly 'round the room, yeah

Singing loudly and sorta' out of tune

Was escorted by a friendly slag

'Round the bedroom out backWandered c-c-cross the door

Missed my step and I fell on the floor

Said one word and was asked to leave

Kinda' wish I was deadI was glad to come

And I'll be so sad to leave

But while I was here I had me a real good time, oohThe skinny girl made it clear

That she only came here for the beer

That's a fact, oh, yeah

The vicar he simply reeked of gin, good GodOn my way home, I happened to fall off my bicycle, good party

Ooh-hoo, ha-ha, yeahI was glad to come, but I was also glad to get home, yeah

Ooh-hoo

Hoo, get in there

Ooh, yeah