He be the count of Monte Cristo
Could be a quake any day
Maybe somebody from Siam
Begin the era of a new rageKeeps lickin' all the honey
Chewin' up the fat he rakes
Instead of sending to the lions
They cover him with praiseAll hail Caesar
Hail, hail
All hail Caesar
Hail, hailDown at the epicenter things started heatin' up
Rockin' up the Richter scale
Swinging in the chariot around and around we go
The senators rehearse the taleStarring in the coliseum
Tied upon the rack
Up comes the thumb of Caesar
To stab you in the backAll hail Caesar
Hail, hail
All hail Caesar
Hail, hailDown at the epicenter things started heatin' up
Rockin' on the Richter scale
Swingin' in the chariot around and around we go
The senators rehearse the taleWatch out Caesar
Watch out CaesarI said hail
I said hail
I said hail
I said hailHail, hail, hail
Hail, hail, hail
Hail, hail, hailAll hail Caesar
Hail, hail
All hail Caesar
Hail, hailAll hail Caesar
Hail, hail
All hail Caesar
Hail, hailYou gotta have eyes in the back of your head boy
Or you're dead