I should'a known not to watch that comet
I should'a known not to give you this
I should've known not to throw away my records
I should've never purchased compact discsI can't remember inventing the atom
I don't remember what it's like to be GodI should'a known not to watch Jerry Springer
I should've never watched the People's CourtI don't remember inventing the wheel
But I remember making StyrofoamI should'a known not to watch that comet
I should'a known not to sex Amy Fisher
I should've never watched the OJ trial
I should've known not to shoot John Lennon
I should've never gotten AOLI should remember not to blow up buildings
I should remember what it's like to be God
I should've known never sent the stork to the Dahlmer's
I should'a known not to make free willI can't remember my life as a Mormon
I can't remember five minutes agoI should'a known not to watch that comet, yeahI can't remember my days as an asshole
The same day I made the CIAI should'a known not to watch that cometI should've known
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