Can you hear the whispering wind
Over the screams of your dying friends?
Did you know your life is mine?You know what I got, ham on the bone
A little thing I just can't leave alone
Now I feel the purpose of my life defined
Ham on the bone is mineNow you are called to the desperate scene
At the throbbing ball and you'll do it all
Now you've become my geni-thrallYou know what I got, ham on the bone
A little thing I just can't leave alone
Now I feel the purpose of my life defined
Ham on the bone is mineHam on ham, ham on the ham, on the ham on
Ham on ham, ham on the ham, on the ham on
Ham on ham, ham on the ham, on the ham on
Ham on ham, ham on the ham, on the ham on
Ham on ham, ham on the ham, on the ham onNow my hand grasp my throbbing root
And shan't unclasp, go to the head of the class
As I madly stoke my flaccid shaftYou know what I got, ham on the bone
A little thing I just can't leave alone
Now I feel the purpose of my life defined
Ham on the bone is mineHam, ham, ham, ham, ham on the bone
Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham on the bone
Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham on the bone
Ham, ham, ham, ham, ham on the bone