It was a time of trouble and a time of grief
Kings lay with whores and we get thieves
Yeah the world was wicked and their hearts were cold
Noah said to his missus well, it's time to go
Lord said to Noah '''Fore ya float that arc
You better save me a space for my hammerhead shark"
Whoa yeah, the hammerhead sharkNow, now now Johnny was fair liked to drink and fight
And he raised big hell every Saturday night
When the sheriff found him nearly broken in two
Sheriff said to Johnny, "Well, I think I know who"
If he had teeth like knives and skin like bark
You musta rumbled it up with a hammerhead shark
Mmm, the hammerhead sharkA woman went to court entered her plea
Said, "Keep my husband away from me
He don't understand what a man should know
By the time I could teach him he'd be far too old!"
Judge I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark
Honey, I'm in love with a hammerhead shark
Hammerhead sharkWatch me know, watch me know
(Here he comes)
Ah! Take it easy baby, take it easy
(Here he comes)
Watch me know, watch me know
(Here he comes)
Over there, over there!Women all over, cross the USA
Got spoiled to death in the hammerhead way
President went to Congress, here's what he said
"Gentlemen, our honor has been betrayed!"
We're in deep, deep water, 'less I missed my mark
Put out an APB on the hammerhead shark!A woman went to court entered her plea
Said, "Keep my husband away from me
He don't understand what a man should know
By the time I could teach him he'd be far too old!"
Beep bop be lula bitty bop shoo wow!
I found a lover ain't afraid of the dark
Honey, I'm in love with a hammerhead sharkWhoa, the hammerhead shark
Yeah, the hammerhead shark
Hammer, hammer, hammerhead
Swim away baby!
It's just a hammerhead shark
Just shake it baby!
Swim a lil' faster, mamaThe hammerhead shark
Yeah the shark's on the street mama